WANTED!
Saturday, January 28th, 2006 Fugitives
Have you seen these two wanted fugitives?
These men are known criminals they are known by the aliases Capn Nano and Bender the Offender.
If you see them, contact the authorities immediately. Do not approach these men. They are skilled and experienced con artists. Avoid them if possible and alert someone right away.
Extreme Skipping
Friday, January 27th, 2006 Many of you know that The Nano doenst follow sports. I’ve got no favorite team, sport, nor do I look up to any pro player.
ALL UNTIL NOW!
That’s right, The Nano has found something new. I’m gonna tear down some walls baby!
Hey, The Nano says “check it”
Extreme Skipping
You love The Nano, dont waste a vote!
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006
You know that you love me. You can’t Help it. I don’t need your vote to be loved by you.
Dont “vote” for The Nano, tell everyone you LOVE The Nano. Say it out loud, right now.
Tell the world that “YOU LOVE THE NANO!”
Killer Squirrels
Wednesday, January 18th, 2006 Killer Squirrels attack cyclists!
WOW! Watchout all you spandex wearing fools. Apparently those helmets you wear make you look like a big NUT! Killer Squirrels
Even still….wouldnt be coolier if the squirrels looked like this:
The Sun will come out tomorow
Wednesday, January 11th, 2006 Capn Nano says (sings):
The sun be coming out t’marrow,
bet yer bottom doubloon
that t’marrow,
there be sun. Arrrr!
Just t’inking
bout t’marrow
clears away the cobwebs
and
t’ sarrow
til be there none….WAIT. WAIT. Blimey! This not be right.
Oh, sorry, that be me RUM not t’marrow….Me shall be trying again.
Drinkin me rum til
t’marrow
drink til
the bottom
and there be none
just drinkin til
t’marrow
clears away the […]
Cap’n Bambi
Thursday, January 5th, 2006Back before I started taking out my frustrations on people in online first person shooter games, I took out my frustration on helpless animals. Here is one of my better trophies. He was an easy kill, because he didnt run very well. One of his legs was a wooden peg.