Harry Potter - At Azkaban Prison
So….we load up to go to the movies (several months ago). I take the 2 kids in to see Harry Potter, but Rebecca goes by herself to see Walk The Line.
Personally, I think that Harry Potter would have been bigger than Johnny Cash. Think about a little Potter vs. Cash for a minute. There’s just so much more that Potter has to offer. Harry already wears black and he’s got that cool scar, and chic’s dig that (dont deny). He can cast a spell of some kind to make his voice sound better than Johnny’s. The guitar bit isn’t really all that difficult by any means. With those glasses on he might remind people of Buddy Holly. I dont think anyone ever saw Johnny Cash flying around on a broom in the middle of his show?
This is a no contest. Growing up in a school of wizards and learning to use a magic wand beats the pajammas out of growing up on a farm in Arkansas and learning to play the guitar. Look it’s the outcome of a Johnny Cash album done by Harry Potter instead:
Harry Potter - At Azkaban Prison
1. Azkaban Prison Blues
2. Quaffled
3. Dark in the Dungeon
4. I still miss Mom and Pop
5. Incantation Blues
6. 25 minutes of Quidditch
7. Snape’s potion special
8. Long Black Robes
9. Moving picture of Mother
10. The Stairs
11. Dirty old egg sucking Hagrid
12. Glowing from the magic of your Horcrux
13. Jobberknoll
14. Weasley
15. Give my love to Cho
16. I got house-elves
17. The Legend of Hermione Granger
18. Golden Golden Golden Snitch
19. Hogwartz School
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March 16th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
wtf is the internet?
March 16th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
An electronic network of computers that includes nearly every university, government, and research facility in the world. Also included are many commercial sites. It started with four interconnected computers in 1969 and was known as ARPAnet.
March 16th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
It was created by Harry Potters parents.